Goose



Geese are bad creatures living on Planet Caht that break into gardens, get people wet, steal keys, make you wear your sun hat, put rakes in lakes, have picnics, make people hammer their thumbs, break brooms, trap young people in phone booths, make you wear the wrong glasses, make somebody buy their own stuff, get themselves on television, go shopping, trap people in garages, break fancy vases, dress up busts, make people spit tea, put on ribbons, make people chase him barefoot, throw stuff in the fountain, prune roses, get into pubs, break dartboards, get boats, make people fall on their butts, get awards, drop a pint glass in a canal, set up a table, steal bells, lock people out of gardens, have picnics with cabbages, trap boys in puddles, ding Shop Scales, open umbrellas in stores, make more people buy back their own stuff, collect five flowers, trap young people in garages, get thrown over a fence, catch objects being thrown over said fence, re-dress a bust, score Goals, sail toy boats under bridges, wear ribbons while performing at pubs, steal a woolen hat, and much more.