Satanzilla

Satanzilla is King Kong’s archenemy and destroyer of Ducks, Foxes, AND Worms. He invented the Nipple World Thief profession and can bite Dust without dying. He is at war with the Ducks, Lame Fools, and F.O.R.K. (Fucking Oxen Reaping Kindergarden) all at the same time, so he is under extreme pressure when combined with his rivalry with King Kong’s family (King Kong and KK’s son, Donkey Kong). He also has autism, depression, anxiety, phycopath thingy or whatever, and most mental disorders so his life is hard. He also wields the legendary Nif, a super OP knife with an anti-Bananana laser cannon. He is also hated by many. He pees liquified Fat Mangoes. He is the son of Satan and Zilla.