Potatoes

Potatoes are donkeys that rub Banjo Polish on the Holy Serpentine that lives in each Fountain of aging located at the top of each Interplanetary Facade as long as they aren’t owned by a Fox. Potatoes eat Fresh guppy flesh and tend to consult the afterliving ice cream for more details on The Great Skull of Ivory Ichor and the Emerald Warlords that poop Gut Gunners onto it. They live in fear of the Toe swarm