F.O.R.K. (Fucking Oxen Reaping Kindergarden)

The F.O.R.K. is a big potato that fucks kindergarden-reaping oxen, which are quite common. Every living Lollipop log fears it because it gives birth to book administration shoes. It is related more than a little to THE BIG DUMB PLANET RAID, and it’s quite idiotic because of the Horseshoe in-law. It is a Worm weapon! Cut off my bum!